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There are going to be 100 ways to tell if you're obsessed with F2TS, but I'm going to be putting them in parts. That way it'll be less stressful on my brian (refer to #3!), and you'll be able to enjoy these funny tidbits in stretched out version over a long period of time! Here are the first twenty, and I'll whip up the rest when I find time to kill! Before I let you go, I'd like to say a huge thanks to my friends, Christie, Cathy, and Jenn, for staying up late with me trying to scarf up these idiotic reasons! hehe =) I lub you! PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! It took me a VERY LONG time to come up with this! Thanks and enjoy!

Part 1 - #1-20

1. Your whole neighborhood knows when you are watching your gayo tapes because they can hear you screaming when f2ts comes on.

2. You start calling HOT's ‘Free to Fly’ "Free to the Sky".

3. You know you are obsessed with BRIAN JOO from Fly to the Sky, when you and your best friend are talking about neurology, and you mistakenly type out "Brian" when talking about the human brain.

4. You begin making incoherent phrases like "BRIAN (JOO!), you're my bumble bee, and I’m your honey dew."

5. You deny your obsession with Fly to the Sky. You claim it is not an obsession, but rather a strong appreciation for thier extremely FIONE looks and MADD talent!

6. Your fobbish English gets better after listening to f2ts!!

7. You don't remember the color of your walls because of the posters.

8. Your car swerves off the road because you're thinking about Brian or Hwan Hee being in the seat next to you.

9. You hear someone say the name "Brian” (or Fany!), and you turn around and scream, “WHERE?!?!?"

10. When your English teacher asks you if you've read any intellectual pieces of work, you proudly raise your hand and say, "Yes, I read Romeo and Juliet this summer." However, you silently think to yourself, "Yeah..written by Jaymes in the 012Fly forum!"

11. Your entire allowance or paycheck goes towards the stash of f2ts posters, magazines, and collectibles!

12. The "O12Fly" forum has become your second home.

13. The lady at the Korean market knows remembers every bump on your face and every bruise on your arm because you always make your weekly stop by the store to check if any recent gayo tapes or shows has come in with Fly to the Sky on it!

14. You know your obsessed with f2ts, when the last thing you think of before u sleep is Brian and his smile, when the first thing u think of when you wake up is Fany's pout, and the time between consists of you drooling over how HOT they look.

15. You watch too much f2ts when you can not only sing along with them but move like them!

16. You make up stupid jokes, which only yourself find extremely funny, like :

Brian Fan: Guess wat!
Friend: Wat?
Brian Fan: Brian and I decided to name our daughter Gong.
Friend: Gong?
Brian: Yeah...that way her name will be Gong JOO! (Note: Gong Joo means Princess in
Korean)

17. All of a sudden your idea of the the perfect male is five feet and ten inches and weighs 130 pounds.

18. You are at a red light and notice everyone's gazes at you. You finally come to realize perhaps it is because the car is shaking violently because you are blasting Fly to the Sky on your speakers!

19. You PURPOSELY hang your posters of Brian and Fany at eye level therefore you can pretend to have conversations with them. Or if your day is going bad, you don't have to stand on a chair to kiss them or give them a hug.

20. You find yourself singing Day by Day or Fly to the Sky really loud when you're in the shower, doing the dishes, sitting in class (hehe..jk!), or just anywhere!